All paints used for Gnometastic Gnomes have been tested to conform with current U.S safety regulations
- Complies with CA Proposition 65
- Designed in USA. Made in China
One Angry Little Man
Our Double Bird Gnome is expressing without words his irritation and giving an “Up Yours” to the obnoxious plastic pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor’s idiot, small yapping dog, the dumb fairy who gossips by the flower beds and anyone else disturbing his peace!
- Height: 8.50″ inches Tall
- Diameter: 4.50″ inches Wide
- Weight: 1lb (but don’t tell him he’s fat)
- Made from Polyresin
- Weather Resistant – Indoor / Outdoor
Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle!
Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic – it’s not just a lawn gnome – it’s ART and a way of LIFE!
These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn, outdoors or in: your porch, garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss’s door), or Home Office (facing the camera) the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere!
If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our unique garden gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!)
|Tiki Gnome||Smoking Gnome||Double Bird Gnome||Protest Gnome||Retired & Loving It Gnome||Lady Double Bird|
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|Relaxed & Happy||✓||✓||DEFINITELY NOT||Depends||✓||NOT TODAY|
|Really ANGRY||Nope||Not Him||DEFINITELY||Usually||Only When His Nap is Disturbed||EXTREMELY|
|Personal Motto||“It’s 5pm Somewhere”||“It’s All Good!”||“F*#@K This”||“[email protected]*!K THAT||“Thank You for My Social Gnome Security”||“F*@K You”|
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“The Original” Double Bird Gnome by Gnometastic! Indoor / Outdoor Naughty Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Desk or Home Decor
Angry Dude: He’s not just mad, this little guy is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off – the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, small yapping dogs and the stupid squirrels!
Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about anyone with a sense of humor will laugh at this odd little gnome!
Dimensions: Stands 8.45″ inches Tall x 4.5″ inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents| Made in China. Designed in USA